Nearly, However Not Fairly, Totally In contrast to Turkey Truffles
Let’s face it, bakers: turkeys look foolish.
Actual turkeys, I imply.
SO SILLY.
So in that spirit, why NOT make your turkey truffles appear to be a snake on a Mexican poncho?
Or a volcano with a rooster beak?
Or a ruffled… er…
[long pause]
[gratuitous side-eye]
…ornamental… pillow.
Yeeeah.
I imply, on the one hand, bakers, that is totally ridiculous. Have you ever seen an actual turkey’s head? It isn’t even brown.
However however, when else do you get as an instance an indignant little poop being attacked by technicolor leeches?
By no means, that is when.
So I say… [cranks up America the Beautiful]… GO FOR IT, bakers.
Embrace the ridiculous!
Stretch these legs!
Unfold-eagle that turkey!
Something goes!!
[record screeches to a halt]
Besides this.
THIS IS A NO-GO, BAKERS.
Due to Heather M., Stieg, Laura B., Sandy F., Dave & Alison, DeLoris N., & Morgan R. for making us all do a triple-take. (Nonetheless fairly positive these ARE alleged to be turkeys, although.)
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And it’s obtained nothing to do with turkeys however I simply purchased these sun shades and I like them a lot I can’t even:
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